Ted Cruz pranked in his sleep by Kindly Granny

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    When Ted Cruz got sleepy during President Biden's joint address to Congress, a kindly grandma helped him get some shut eye.
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    1. Greg Grozdanis

      I probably would’ve fallen asleep if I had to sit through the whole thing

    2. T85

      Who wouldn't fall asleep listening to this boring old geezer that can't even say a full sentence properly I mean...very easy to do that...

    3. ZR1Terror

      That’s how lame and boring out president is. So incompetent and embarrassing for this country.

    4. cr1m1nalspeed

      Sleepy Cruz 😂

    5. Nathan Drake

      Pretend sleeping is what republicans are capable of which is very sad

      1. T85

        Nobody pretended geek...demented Joe Joe would put a hyper child to sleep...

    6. skywalkier

      Douchebag award

    7. bigbuddhist

      Stephen Colbert is cringe and so are all you leftist sheep, God bless you all!

    8. Big Cheese

      Wow. Funny.. We should be defunding talk show's instead of cops.

    9. j j

      stay off the cocaine teddy

    10. Lady You Go

      That SUCKS he is sleeping he's supposed to represent his Constituents Republicians Democratics and Independents we have got to vote this guy OUT NOW immediately he doesn't care about us he's got to go NOW 🤬🛑🤬😡

      1. Andrew Patterson

        Bro, screw EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS who did not FORCE themselves to be at the State of Union. Pandemic BE DAMNED. They need to get their ASSES in Congress now!! Utter disgrace that the Democrats blocked nearly ALL of Congress from showing up, and awful the Republicans allowed this. Consequences WILL be forth coming.

      2. Micah Hendricks

        I'm sorry we texans love Sen. Cruz

    11. Centurion K

      Rafael Cruz had to change his name to appeal to MAGAts. Let that sink in

    12. truthalwayshurts

      can you blame him? nope lmaoooo

    13. sosmra

      Cancun Cruz had a big lunch !

    14. Dillon Sudduth

      Maybe he was sleeping cause he didn't give a shit about what that sorry excuse of a presedent had to say.

    15. Practice What You Preach

      Ted Cru😴

    16. Chris Sheehan

      I fell asleep too listening to that same babbling demented nitwit

      1. Micah Hendricks


    17. Big Pigeon gaming

      NPC ha ha ha

    18. Egerton Ridout

      Hell, Joe Biden made me fall asleep as well!!

    19. Nanyu Busnis

      Blurring out "hole" is like blurring out "face" in "f**kface"

    20. Codemaster

      Sleeping Lying Ted

    21. Augmuse

      Goodnight Teddy.

    22. Robert Wieczorek

      How do you not take a nap during that speech

    23. Moe Zura

      Tim Scott: "America is not a racist country." Democrats: "Oh, yes it is, UNCLE TIM!" All you need to know...

      1. Andrew Patterson


    24. Theresea Jones

      What a Speech? Slept right threw it? Nightmares The Socialist Democratics Party spending OUR COUNTRY'S MONEY 💲💰, Oh we don't have ! Oh TAX THE PEOPLE!

    25. Henry Dawkins

      Trump use to fall asleep while giving his on speech sleepy Donald 😪

    26. Dawn Lyell

      The comments make fun, but seriously, this is a congressional representative falling asleep during his job! Let that sink in for a moment. You the people pay for this representation! Sorry, that I find that shameful!

      1. Andrew Patterson

        Buddy, your priorities are F*CKED up. What about the EMPTY SEATS????? The fact that MOST of Congress was blocked from attending this SOTU is a D I S G R A C E. I am HAPPY Ted Cruz tell asleep, at the very least it shows that people aren't f*cking thrilled about this inept Admin... Pandemic be DAMNED. Every Republican/Democrat should have armed up and demanded to be let in the building. This nonsense cannot continue.

      2. Chris Sheehan

        RBG fell asleep on the supreme court. She was 86 years old 😂 isn't it time we have term limits?

    27. Ryan Maggs

      Sleeping at work gets anyone else fired? Why do the people that say they are working for us, get caught sleeping at work? That isn’t working for us or even knowing what’s going on? This is ridiculous!!!! 175k a year and is sleeping at work on camera. Why is he not fired?

      1. Andrew Patterson

        Because his constituents decide his fate, not some snobby liberal on the internet. Evidently they are happy with Ted Cruz falling asleep, at the very least it shows that people aren't thrilled with this disappointing administration

      2. Hải Tuấn Nguyễn

        What about Sleepy Joe?

    28. Napoléon I Bonaparte

      He’s sleeping to Kokomo playing in his head, with an added, “Cancun” to it...

      1. Dick Hammer

        At least he didn't go to his buddy Jeffs island! I'm not a fan of either.

    29. Serg Vargas

      He was dreaming sunny beaches in Cancun!!!

    30. Kurdati

      10 cures doctors won't share for insomnia

    31. Chris Albert

      Writing a-hole on Cruz's head is a little redundant, given how obvious it is.

    32. Brian McManus

      El Grande Tool

    33. MVVpro

      Cruz: "My daughters told me to fall asleep".

    34. Dave Bartosh

      Cruz earining his paycheck doing what the GOP does best, nothing productive.

    35. Tedger

      Where is Fox news coverage of sleepy Ted?

    36. Leon Bachman

      Joe put the world asleep

    37. Tam Tam

      Ted did what the 11M people did at home while watching---dozed off. That speech was a dumpster fire of bore...c'mon man.

    38. Ryan Brown

      Sleepy sleepy ted

    39. Oboro

      What a literal manbaby Ted is.

    40. Clockwise Cat

      Ted Douche

    41. iBenNguyening

      Biden sounds like the crazy old Grandpa those goes on and on talking about nothing and you always try to slowly walk away…….

    42. the great

      I would have used jigglypuff but Nintendo might suee

    43. Pac man

      What was the purpose of this?

    44. FleshandBlood2024

      Oh geesh that shit was so boring 😴🙄😒 as hell , no wonder he is the "SLEEPY GRANDPA JOE!" 🤭🤭🤭🤭😅

    45. M. Phoenix

      All that guy offers is political theater, get rid of him Texas.

      1. Micah Hendricks

        No thank you we like him

    46. Joshua Flaud


    47. jbt PA

      Permanent marker I hope.

    48. kk P

      fuck i'd fall asleep too. In fact, I play biden's speech when i want to go to sleep

      1. Trump is a big fat loser

        I’d play Trump’s speech when I a want to get orange

    49. Guapardo Guapardez lll

      Why is everybody quick to dislike Ted. That was the most punk rock thing I’ve seen from any Senator. Ted is cool 😎 That speech was boring and radical just like he called it. Most popular President my ass!

    50. Robert Lust

      0:10 seconds Dedicated to Deputy Chef Thomas Quinlin Pending ROI from Columbus Police Recruiting

    51. Chuck Howard

      Hes dreaming of tucker and hannity tag teaming his wife

    52. Bats Man

      Ted Cruz needs to change his brand of dope.

    53. John Browne

      Who wouldn't get sleepy when Sleepy Joe is talking? Biden should shill for Sominex.

    54. Cosmo Genesis


    55. Jindrich Zapletal

      we should all appreciate how much nicer person Ted is when he is asleep

      1. James Harris

        Jindrich Zapletal: And when there is a mask covering his face. And when his mouth is shut. And.... :-)

      2. Danielle Diaz

        No just as shitty. It radiates from him like Chernobyl just happened

    56. humdrum

      Writing that on his forehead is like working for the Department of Redundancy Department.

    57. 002

      Ted's tired from kissing trumps azz

    58. leon beever

      Can't say as i would blame him. Biden probably just got up from his nap and won't be able to complete sentences anyway.

    59. Melvis1

      Folks, there are a few suspicious accounts, like The Magic Man, who only joined 6 days ago, with no subscribers, so please be careful. The bots and trolls are really trying to earn their Ruskie money OR it’s Eric trying to earn his daddy’s approval...can’t say love cause we all know the former guy’s love goes to only one - Ivanka!

    60. Joshy Nailz

      When you listen to Ted Cruz talk

    61. movaughn20

      Ironic, he's dosing off when Biden is talking about emergency relief... Such as Texas is recovering from... Texans might want to find out why there getting screwed on there power grid...?

    62. moses knows

      That's the same thing "Mr Sandman" does when he's supposed to be working for the people of Texas...

    63. Tskmaster

      What a world we live in that you can write "Ass" but if you put "Hole" next to it, it has to be censored. How did I know it was "Hole"? It's Ted Cruz, he always has "ass****" written all over his face.

    64. David Hemsley

      View figures published. Looks like millions didn't want to be bored to sleep.

    65. sewerslide 1312mg

      godam pill head

    66. Jaime Torres

      Honestly...... it was so lame I fell asleep to

    67. Gene Burkey

      Too bad we don't have a president worth listening to.

    68. garrick ming

      Even more proof Cruz isn't interested in doing his job even when it's as simple as listening to a speech. Time to send him on a permanent vacation.

    69. JDC 5049

      Bedtime for bozo

    70. bernard isaac

      Ass ass in nate what a weird sentence

    71. Laura Walker

      They didn't fall asleep, they conspired before they went in to act like pathetic children. This is what Trump brought to America, an era of idiocy. 100 republicans got to go, they picked the worst on purpose. They are an embarrassments. They offer nothing, except faux outrage. No policies, absolutely nothing. They'd be gutted if Mexicans stopped trying to cross the border because all they'd be left with is to rage about what private companies like those that own Mr Potato head, or Dr Seuss decide to call themselves, or books they decide print or not print. They are now just a party of QNuts and Twitter trolls.

    72. Michael Marceau

      Poor Ted. Being a traitor is tiresome.

    73. Meyike S

      I think Ted Cruz has dementia!

    74. warren rubin

      Dreaming of the good times with carlie

    75. james krawetz

      That’s when Ted is most productive. Don’t wake him up. Let him stay on the Cruz Snooze.

    76. Mark Nelson

      as-wipe is a better description

    77. New Message

      No worse than what his daughters must write on his face every morning, I'm sure.

      1. JP


    78. Orthodadday


    79. Jennifer Fuentes

      Ted Snooze 🤣🤣🤣

    80. Pronto

      Don't give the prison tattoo artists ideas.

    81. Kenneth T

      Zodiac killer

    82. Margaret Peabody

      That Grandma sounded like Madea and it is something she'ld do. Fun stuff, Tuning Out the News.

    83. CrimsonBlasphemy

      Ted "Cancun" Snooze. Rafael needed his nap.

      1. Laura Walker

        They didn't fall asleep, they conspired before they went in to act like pathetic children. This is what Trump brought to America, an era of pathetic idiocy. 100 republicans got to go, they picked the worst on purpose. They are an embarrassments. They offer nothing, except faux outrage. No policies, absolutely nothing. They'd be gutted if Mexicans stopped trying to cross the border because all they'd be left with is to rage about what private companies like those that own Mr Potato head, or Dr Seuss decide to call themselves, or books they decide print or not print. They are now just a party of QNuts and Twitter trolls.

    84. sockpuppetbitme

      For a few fleeting moments 'Cancun Snooze' had snuck back across the border to the promised land, sunbaking with a pina colada in his hand... with no damn mask...Zzzzzzzzz

    85. Brandon Young-Kemkes

      I wouldn’t of used dry erase.

    86. phantom 7 cross rose

      Between sniffy and devie ( couple of examples of soporifics) it's a wonder the whole country not asleep 😴💤😇

    87. Tea Nelson

      Come on Sen. Cruz as an Independent I’m telling you that was so disrespectful from the tweet you sent to falling asleep. Get it together man you have kids why you teaching them this shameful behavior?

    88. TJ James

      *Attention* - There appears to be an influx of new Troll accounts bombarding the comment sections of shows like this one, Seth Myers, the Jimmy’s, etc. So if u r getting trolled, check their channel to see when they joined USfilm and if was less than a month ago then they are likely agents of Russia or China. They’re only here to cause chaos, spread misinformation and divide US citizens. Just ignore them.

    89. Laith d

      That's not his fault, haven't gluten free dinner and listen to the hypnotic speech from the totally and definitely sleepy Joe and his 2 once upon a time women ... I will snore

    90. Todd F Packer

      Man I fell asleep too......Thank GOD I wasn't the only one. ..

      1. Todd F Packer

        @Laura Walker Make sure you take the Vaccine. ... Remember Donald Trump said so #46

      2. Laura Walker

        I've also slept a lot better since the orange nutcase was booted out of the white house. Finally Americans can sleep easy knowing there's a competent president.

    91. Doug Ohaver

      I cannot stand Cancun Cruz but you're still getting a thumbs down cuz I'm sick and tired of these miniscule tidbits thrown on USfilm just to get views.

    92. Mike G

      I love Joe... but he would probably put me to sleep too

      1. T85

        Well I appreciate your honesty...not like the rest of them leftists geeks...

      2. JP

        Wow someone with some common sense. I disagree with you, but even if it were some republican in there, if it were over 15 minutes I'd be out 😂

    93. Fortitudine Vincimus

      All that effort of fighting the "radical left" has made Ted a little sleepy...

      1. JP

        @Fortitudine Vincimus Wow, you do know that conservative beliefs are more in line with Jesus', right? Abortion, transgenderism, homosexuality? Jesus wasn't any of those, and if you are implying that Jesus is comparable with Biden, then you seriously have misinterpreted the faith.

      2. Fortitudine Vincimus

        @JP Yeah... caring about the well being of others is so "radical". If Jesus came back today all you morons would label him a "radical left communist Marxist"... and crucify him all over again.

      3. JP

        No need for the quotes, they are quite literally radical.

    94. TheMovingForest .303

      Snuuzz Cruz 🤡

    95. Sigma

      I would’ve fallen asleep too, what a bore that speech was.

    96. Chris

      Such a disgrace to us decent Texans and America as a whole.

      1. JP

        Speak for yourself, most Texans are conservatives, and the decent ones...

    97. Maria Azevedo

      He's such an idiot. At least while he's sleeping no stupidity comes out of his mouth. Great illustration!🤐🥱

    98. NightOwL News&Videos.

      Hes fake.

    99. MD4564

      Teddy only woke up when Republicans says something