Late Show First Drafts: Mother's Day 2021

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    Who writes these things anyway? Join the amazing and talented Evie Colbert and her husband Stephen for this special Mother's Day edition of "First Drafts." #Colbert #MothersDay #EvieColbert
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    1. IO Tewks

      If someone said "Age cannot wither nor custom stale your infinite variety" to me, my pants would be teleported to another dimension

    2. marembo julian

      I was scared to watch this... Stephen and Evie hand out relationship goals like knock-out punches, making everyone else marriage look stupid and loveless!

    3. Laurence Wells

      These two are so sweet together!

    4. Sha Hussain

      Continue Divine Orders Holy Roman War Saint &(and) Protestant War Saints especially the simultaneous Order be patient until That particular simultaneous Operation will be completed, for I believe Us Abrahamic American War Forces have upto 475 targets so far. Find the rest 525 heathen targets Statim!

      1. Sha Hussain

        May no top official hand picked by trump take offense , its just By Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain knowing these heathens very well, these heathens are much too clever, as I said when more and more heathen intel is being gathered, for Us Abrahamic American War Forces will soon find out about whom are heathens that no one would ever expect they these heathens were so stealth under the radar.

      2. Sha Hussain

        As the spoils of Ww3 are too Great in order to take a chance on a trump hand picked official.

      3. Sha Hussain

        Ww3, and trumps insurrection has been a lead up to this Currently Open Ww3.

      4. Sha Hussain

        Not trying to hear any sob story that trump may have or may have not fired this person or that person, No chances are to be taken with trumps hand picked officias. For trumps presidency will most likely become void meaning all the federal judges trump choosed will most likely be void as well.

      5. Sha Hussain

        Continue with every Divine Orders including the Divine Order in which any official hand picked by trump must step down and be replaced by an Biden hand picked Official. No matter what Federal Agencies or Post.

    5. snoski

      I love Evie's laugh!

    6. Ellis Jones

      Just ordered a sub sandwich from SUBWAY and they delivered ONE F*CKING COOKIE then charged me almost 12 DOLLARS (Yes, without questioning the order) Got in their car and drove to my home to bring me ONE F*CKING COOKIE, DO NOT ORDER FROM SUBWAY!!

    7. Kay

      I really hope that after things get back to relative "normalcy" that they keep bringing in Evie! They're truly America's cutest couple!

    8. Shani Smith

      Oh I luv seeing Evie and Stephen banter back and forth. Having her on is such a joy to watch 💕 Please keep her coming back even after this pandemic is over. 👌🏾

    9. Molly Borden

      Stephen Colbert is a lucky, lucky man.

    10. Linda Pogor

      So sad this year..I'm from Ontario, Canada and we are locked down tight. We can't even buy cards here because they are not essential/groceries.

    11. Sha Hussain

      As well My Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and(&) Peace Commander Muslim Caliphate Hussain Titles at Sch &(and) Company Electric are Shareholder Ownership, Master Machinst, & Abrahamic Global Security Director.

      1. Sha Hussain

        With the Abrahamic Skeletons being Resurrected, Abrahamic Children being brought from the Abrahamic Mother's womb and Abrahamic Faithfuls living forever, for There will be eventually Trillions upon Trillions of Abrahamic Faithfuls where Mathematics will be So advanced due to Our Abrahamic Generations making so so much wealth its unimaginable yet due to the numbers have yet to be created. Where then a 5th dimension far far away in space will be introduced. Though all current Divine Orders must be fully enforced against these heathens before these evil heathen again attempt to hide thier corpses. Godspeed. Sha.

      2. Sha Hussain

        Every Abrahamic Skeletons be it from a Jewish Grave, Catholic Grave, Muslim Grave, Protestant Grave, Mormon Grave any and(&) all Abrahamic Faith Graves will reply I knew iT for Hussain has Fullfilled His Promise!

      3. Sha Hussain

        For All Abrahamic Skeletons Resurrected, every, will Say "im Alive" then ask who has Resurrected I, it will be said Hussain, and the Resurrected Soul will say I knew iT for Hussain has fulfilled His Promise.

      4. Sha Hussain

        As that is My Holy Roman Magnus Hussain's Greatest Gift to those whom make a mockery and enemy to Our(**+ Abrahamic Lord God... Pain!

      5. Sha Hussain

        Though so bad the heathens have n0 n0ne zer0 chance of being resurrected as all heathen corpse will be put into hell(volcanoes lava eye) and so will every heathen corpses buried and exhumed! & put into hell(volcanoes eye lave). That is further Divine Orders of every heathen captured to locate thier heathen lineage and heathen ancestors burial sites. YHWeHspeed.

    12. Sha Hussain

      Let iT be known that any dirt on affairs won't work, For I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain can have 6 wives. So affairs of the past will not be used as dirt on any Abrahamic.

      1. Sha Hussain

        As much heathen intel is coming in to the Democratic American Union's FBI Agency and more more individuals never known before to be heathens and heathen bidders for hands will be appearing on thier heathen pics throughout the internet and(&) news internet channels for Ww3 is an multi year War, for certainly there will be an peak soon then at a current pace.

      2. Sha Hussain

        It is not easy to run an District, Town or an State though Jews, Catholics and Protestants know exactly how there goes why the spoils goto such and that is Why I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain will take the Hammer of Thor now Hammer of Sha. Among shareholder ownership of Sch &(and) Company Electric.

      3. Sha Hussain

        Certainly A House insurrection district and A State of an insurrection Senator will be Owned and Chosen by both Abrahamic War Saints Colberts. Protected by an Colberts Sheriff Department and(&) Colberts State Police.

      4. Sha Hussain

        What What will be your Spoils of War Holy Roman &(and) Protestant War Saints Colberts, a insurrection house district. Maybe an whole insurrection senate whole farmland state. Many Spoils of Ww3 against these evil heathens and heathen bidders.

      5. Sha Hussain

        its! Called spoils of War , Ww3 for there will be Many Spoils for the Abrahamic American War Forces indeed. For that is 0ne of Mine Holy Roman Magnus Sha Hussains'

    13. Sha Hussain

      Further Divine Orders are in Holy Roman and Protestant War Saints Colberts , pick up All department manager 5/18 from sandc electric company sigfried(sig)'s heathen family and lineage from Chicagoland, heathen police officer and all. Ww3 must pick down these heathens way way down 1000 floor down in Puerto Rico.

      1. Sha Hussain

        All Abrahamic Faithfuls JusT be glad there aren't unknown different sleeve color hands in your picture to be taken starting Today, be very glad that you are not among the losers as the heathens.

      2. Sha Hussain

        For I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and Peace Commander Muslim Califate am an Hard Head Wise Man.

      3. Sha Hussain

        For the hard heads just follow for now on. For a hard head will kill us all where the wise will lead Trillions upon Trillions of Abrahamic Faithfuls of Every Kind.

      4. Sha Hussain

        As well it isn't the hard head that leads now it is the Wise now and forever.

      5. Sha Hussain

        As before Abrahamic Humanbeings were more hard headed and still now the some of the elders though thats good to keep some fully hard headed to thier Abrahamic Faith, though we don't live in the stone age anymore and an Abrahamic Heretic further will always be an Blessing. Now.

    14. Sha Hussain

      Divine Orders are in, the Abrahamic Lord God Commands that every picked position by donald trump besides the United States Supreme Judges be removed including FBI Director Wray due to he was hand picked by trump. God's Speed.

      1. Sha Hussain

        Every heathen Must be collected from Evanston by Sun Rise.

      2. Sha Hussain

        I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain make an retreat to charge up my items and return back to Evanston.

      3. Sha Hussain

        Laser Precision heathen brain anatomy must begin Statim!

      4. Sha Hussain

        Bring in the Abrahamic American War Navy Transport Fleet Ships to collect 300 heathens at a Time then down through the Mississippi River to Puerto Rico and pick up any heathens down Mississippi River. Godspeed

      5. Sha Hussain

        Certainly Us Abrahamic American War Forces are collecting many heathen brains in Evanston, Yep v Yup.

    15. Sha Hussain

      Rise on Milwaukee and Golf is secured, saw some familiar faces. I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain couldn't be more safe for an full check due to these heathens followed Me here during April 2021 and knowing how thirsty heathens are to raid a business I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain Must protect My goto sites.

      1. Sha Hussain

        Since Evanston is an heathen Hotspot right now, I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander and My Hussain's Abrahamic Elite War Gaurds check status there.

      2. Sha Hussain

        Yes Indeed yellow arrows in the pic of heathens captured perfect, the higher in thiet heathen pyramid the more hands and yellow be included indeed

      3. Sha Hussain

        For surely before I Holy Roman Emperor was a fighter, Now I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain likes being a Mage.

      4. Sha Hussain

        What enormous pain awaits for these evil heathens. These heathens Just don't know.

      5. Sha Hussain

        My Goodness these heathens just don't know.

    16. Sha Hussain

      For a heathen's life is no longer thiers!

      1. Sha Hussain

        As well yellow vests many, though there are some die hard heathen orange vests still wandering believing they these heathen die hards won't be touched. We will see about that.

      2. Sha Hussain

        I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain am on the ground in Niles, il and many Yellow flags around meaning Abrahamic American War Forces have taken back most of Niles from these evil heathens.

      3. Sha Hussain

        Most heathen captures will have thier cell phone with them and then just let the phones ring for further heathen apprehensions. Godspeed.

      4. Sha Hussain

        Taking out these heathens must be swift, these heathens must not know what hit them, 1,000 simultaneous heathen captures at one time is a great start

      5. Sha Hussain

        For heathen global security director richard william's life is no longer his!

    17. Rebecca Commanda

      Seeing a couple like that is why people still get married..

    18. Bam Wam

      HAPPY MOTHERS DAY considering every year mothers aborth the lives of millions of babies and many do this multiple times,,,, happy mothers day to all mothers that murder their children and sell them for prostitution happy mothers day to millions of useless mothers who abandone their children mothers who abuse their children yea happy fucking mothers day hundreds of millions of mothers kill neglect abandon and abuse their children yea happy mothers day...

    19. Randi Oaks

      Evie needs to stay on the show

    20. Sha Hussain

      We Abrahamic American Forces must understand that the Americans that were killed by these heathens during ww1 and ww2 sacrificed thier American lives and the Americans who fought and were still left standing believed especially winning ww2 for the Abrahamic American Allied Forces that the heathens were permanently destroyed though as the younger generation Americans of those Americans that witnessed the most bloodiest war in World History against these heathens to know that these heathens are not destroyed.but yet living and breathing and continuing thier evil heathen ways, is as if spitting on the graves of ww2 Americans that sacrificed so much during ww2. The only way the souls of those Americans can rest in peace is permanently exterminating these heathens 1st inland America and 2nd then Globally. Certainly we all would be dead or.enslaved by these pesky heathens if I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain was not able to learn some 2 years ago now about these evil anti semetic heathens 1st eye witness when I was employed at sandc electriccompany. It is almost an miracle that I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain was able to expose these evil heathens.

      1. Sha Hussain

        Few important things to note is that these heathens as we seen with pillow guy and trump War plan using notes instead of speaking out loud as well heathens weapon of chose are cancer causing microwave energy devices

      2. Sha Hussain

        Even I Sha a Abrahamic War Commander likes to sing at times especially a song that tells the enemies like the heathen of what will be.

      3. Sha Hussain

        NOW Comon Everybody! Sing With Me! Zap zapp and zapp what We Abrahamic American Forces will do to these heathen brains. Zzappp zapidy and zaapp & zapping what Us Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains. Zzzzaaaaaappppppp, zzzzzzapidy zaaaaaazzzzzppppppppp What the Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains!

      4. Sha Hussain

        And the brains of heathen bidders will surely be included, by the Time Ww3 has been fully Conquered by Abrahamic American War Forces, We will have more than enough heathen brains and that the brains of heathen bidders upto the 20's 30 of thousands to experiment on.

      5. Sha Hussain

        So let's Go! Like I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain said the More heathen brains.. the what? The Merrier!

    21. krudmonger

      Evie is by far my favorite non-actor/non-comedian/non-musician guest on this show.

    22. Cyclops Was Right

      Stephen is such a shameless flirt with his female guests this year. That's a married woman, Stephen !

    23. AymieJoi

      Evie is just so adorable! I want to be her friend.

    24. Robin Riebsomer

      Poor Stephen, you're working the kinds of hours nurses do!!! Welcome to our world.!

    25. Cory M

      They should have sold these cards

    26. Joey

      He just nonchalantly quoted Shakespeare

    27. Dallas L

      I absolutely want that Dolly Parton card. I would buy that and give it to my mother. ARE YOU LISTENING, HALLMARK?!?!? Also, Dolly has written something like 3,000 songs in her lifetime, most of which have never been released or recorded.

    28. Sha Hussain

      And the Only way The Only Way to rid of these heathens permenatly is through war. Due to Us Abrahamic American Forces if to do through the Justice system for it will take 4 years going through court systems just for one case. As to rid of these heathens quickly and as an whole society is only through War.

      1. Sha Hussain

        And Believe Me! For a heathen will be begging, begging for the Abrahamic Lord God when thier heathen brains are being zapped. Though Gott?? God for a heathen... no God for an heathen. Though a heathen will be Begging for the Abrahamic Lord God.

      2. Sha Hussain

        As it was in ww2 will be the same in this opened ww3 where both sides will be on espionage operations, developing advanced weaponry and so forth. Taking out the heathens in Chicagoland* as We Abrahamic American War Forces are on the verge of completing will be an great advantage to the Abrahamic American War Forces. As Chicago was and I say was an heathen financial strong hub. Though all that have been Conquered by Abrahamic American War Forces.

      3. Sha Hussain

        Comon Everybody! Sing With Me! Zap zapp and zapp We Abrahamic American Forces will do to these heathen brains. Zzappp zapidy and zaapp & zapping Us Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains. Zzzzaaaaaappppppp, zzzzzzapidy zaaaaaazzzzzppppppppp Abrahamic American Forces will do to heathen brains!

      4. Sha Hussain

        Zap zap and zap We Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains, zapp zap and zap & zapping Us Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains, zzzaaaappppp , zzzzzzzzaaaapidy, zzzzzzzaaaaaaappp Abrahamic American War Forces will do on these heathen brains

      5. Sha Hussain

        Like I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain Says, The more heathen brains... The Merrier!

    29. Growly

      My mom would probably like that first draft of the first one

    30. Anne Roselli

      I always liked Steven cobert he seems. To love his wife and children it's great to see this love anne

    31. G.T. G.T.

      Funny how Stephen doesnt know what is desk props are. Love the Intro music tonight! One of my favourite things....

    32. Sophia Wilson

      I quit watching the show because it’s too focused on a male audience-the writers, the band, the guests, the topics are overwhelmingly men. But I do like to pop in when Evie visits! I would love to see her host a show.

    33. Sha Hussain

      Especially I have declared our Abrahamic Forces in ww3 against these heathens, certainly these heathens will try.

      1. Sha Hussain

        Though the Good part over takes the worst part in having an Command post next block to an heathen base because it tells these evil heathens that I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain am right next door in war with them, putting some fear in these heathens them knowing I am a block away from them

      2. Sha Hussain

        Then leaving the household in extreme fear to not say a word

      3. Sha Hussain

        Thats the worst part about having an Abrahamic Command post a block away from enemy heathen base and a other block away from the Warren Park warzone, for the enemy heathen knows exactly where I be, and will attempt anything crazy even digging an underground path to a neighbors home as that would be the only way to get to me without anyone seeing someone come through the front or back door

      4. Sha Hussain

        As once the hole is dug up easily these heathens can come out 4 out of the hold and put straight fear into a family.household

      5. Sha Hussain

        As these heathen diggers can easily dig an underground path from sandc electric insite facility to where i am a block away and popping up through a kitchen cabinet downstairs or the basement

    34. Claudia Boachie

      My heart right😍😍😍😍These two are the best

    35. The Basketball Historian

      9:25 Love how Evie forgot the setup and was just joking casually, and Stephen had to remind her of the fundraiser event, lol.

    36. Uthman Baksh

      That was pretty bold Stephen!

    37. Sha Hussain

      As well where the grass is just cut the west part of the park stay outta of it because it made my boots really slippery

      1. Sha Hussain

        It.was.like 5 or 6 knocks and then stopped, it woke me up though, it isn't the 1st time same thing yesterday someone knocked i open the door and no one there.

      2. Sha Hussain

        Let.ot be known that someone just knocked on my door and stopped, not sure if it was back door or front I was right about sleeping when someone just knocked. For these heathens are very very angry persons right now we all should remember. And losing sandc electric company these heathens there will point str8 to me. And especially how I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain have been walking neighborhoods to neighborhoods that are heathen high populated areas, for these heathens have named me Sha most likely thier top heathen enemy.

      3. Sha Hussain

        And One last thing before I go into my sleep is let things materialize further so it is an strong foundation and upon my awakening Our Abrahamic Forces will begin campaign against the last heathen fortified facility to sieze and that is Apple. & 1 other last thing For heathen most likely will surely come to Warren Park to regain some sort of position in Roger's Park though surely these heathens will break War agreements when having the chance meaning just be cause I told these heathens that there are safe zones, for I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain may be even 4 blocks away from Warren Park though if given the chance would have no issue breaking War agreement for a heathen to attempt to take My Sha's life. So For Us Abrahamic Forces let's look at the warzone of Warren Park outside 5 block radius of Warren Park to be on the safe side as 5 block radius will cover many ways to maneuver safely.

      4. Sha Hussain

        As well when I passed through a block west of sandc electric company for All the lights were on at midnight when that never is meaning Abrahamic Forces sieze of sandc electric company has been one of many many hidden finds. Meaning that Abrahamic forces are working around the clock to fully secure S&(and)C Electric. As Well due to the war agreement between Us Abrahamic American Forces and heathen forces that the War zone will be within Warren Park boundaries, these heathens may attempt an counter attack in Warren Park so to regain sandc electric company. Which would be a good thing because it could be 300 or more heathens in a attack operation in Warren park that will lead to an quick 300 heathen brains to experiment on.

      5. Sha Hussain

        As so many, so so so many in the hundreds in a Day , 100s everyday til there is no heathen left. As 100 taken and missing heathens a day for only 1 maybe a week 1 out of 700 or every 2 weeks 1 out of 1400 heathens will have space on a newspaper ad. Meaning no one will miss these evil heathens when they are taken to the American Democratic Union Experimental lab being built in Puerto Rico so not break any Constitutions.

    38. Sha Hussain

      Ya these heathens have cctv , I can see it through the glass on top of the bulb. I'm telling you both that I just moved back into the Roger's Park neighborhood am telling you last year I was walking through Warren Park during the summer and this Park was dead , it felt only predators were creeping only , now I know because these heathens have cctv around Warren Park being able to see a child's every move especially if the child by themselves thinking the Park is safe. Only when last year during the fall when I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain began using the park as an trail to get cigs and stuff the park began becoming alive again. Though Holy Roman Magnus Hussain needs the lights off with the electricity so the cctv shuts off as well because I cannot start my most sinister magic exposing Myself and Abrahamic Forces in Warren Park.

    39. LeavingIt Blank

      I am MAD for that carpet! I want it!

    40. Maribel Soto

      Freaking Shakespeare come on man

    41. #doyoumindifiplaythrough

      Love you Evie! You’re such a joy!!!

    42. Jason Nielsen

      You're wife is pretty cute Colbert......is she single? lol

    43. Sha Hussain

      For It will be My Honor for the Holy Romans to bite the heads off of an heathen God! 1000s Bless me to bite thier heathen God heads off!

      1. Sha Hussain

        Because if the lights with the power isn't shut then the cctv will expose our Abrahamic Forces and expose Me Holy Roman Magnus Hussain

      2. Sha Hussain

        Trust i know , because when I used to get off work from sandc electric at 3am I would sit on the bench by the golf store and rick would dim the lights then would make them bright due to he was able to see me sitting on the bench through cctv

      3. Sha Hussain

        Because if We Abrahamic Forces cut off the lights the power to the cctv is off as well

      4. Sha Hussain

        It is better we Abrahamic Forces shut off all the lights

      5. Sha Hussain

        Thats why they are all orange

    44. Sha Hussain

      And the worst part about it the whole residential households have been stolen in the area, half.million dollar houses raided by these evil heathens

      1. Sha Hussain

        And I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain have bitten many heads of bats from sandc electric company, and I know when the bats head is bit off for the bats eyes will change few colors before the head bleeds Meaning 1000 bats I Sha will bite off and not have 1 drop of bat blood on my tongue

      2. Sha Hussain

        And if I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain gets tired I Sha will remind Myself that these bats are heathen gotts, to Motivate Me!

      3. Sha Hussain

        It will be My Honor!

      4. Sha Hussain

        I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain demands! 1000 heathen gods, bats to bite thier heads off for such evil!

      5. Sha Hussain

        So if Conrad celebrated Good Friday it means Conrad was an Catholic

    45. J. Kathleen Williams

      Love the hair! Longer is better!! I miss the 60's.

    46. I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son

      Arhh Its bring your wife to work Day

    47. I scream fitness Dont tjek out muh Channel son

      Is this his Real wife

    48. K B

      I love when Evie is on!

    49. Sha Hussain

      By the way let's check my last.job Napco Ltd you know what I don't even think it was an jew that was really an jew , because at napco they had a hammer that said thor.. maybe it was an heathen acting as a.jew to attempt to disdain

      1. Sha Hussain

        It was as if the heathen bidder Lincolnwood officer wanted so badly to take me in somewhere, I could see it in his eyes turning red with anger

      2. Sha Hussain

        And I know for a fact that Lincolnwood officer that stopped me was an hardcore heathen bidder, for there were no heathens ever in Lincolnwood until now I see

      3. Sha Hussain

        Remember Holy Roman and Protestant War Saints Colberts we Abrahamic American Forces are now in a full scale ww3 against these heathens whom are plenty on the battlefields I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain battles in, all precautions must be take to the fullest technological capacity in Chicagoland

      4. Sha Hussain

        On McCormick

      5. Sha Hussain

        And see that birthday cake im sure from watching heathen videos that , that cake is to roast Abrahamic people

    50. Michelle Johnson

      Evie is just delightful🙂😊🙂😊

    51. Peter RONAI

      Congratulations Stephen! You are the first Yank I’ve heard pronounce “scones” correctly (it’s pronounced “sconns,” not “scones”).

    52. Annalena Kubinger

      Evie: "Please buy tickets" She sounds so happy and sincere... I'd totally buy tickets (for everything Evie & Stephen related actually)

    53. Morpheus Magellus

      Another skit on Mother’s Day. One would almost think the sponsors want the audience to spend more money

    54. Katie White

      Evie's on? Yep, I'm watching.

    55. Katie White

      2:30 - My mom lolololol irl

    56. Kayla J

      Oh can we please have more Evie segments? 🙏 It doesn't have to be the card first drafts, but just another regular segment so the world can see both of you. ❤️

    57. Sha Hussain

      Holy R0man War Saint Colbert send Word from I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain to send Word to an Buddhists Emperor of China XiPing to send in 1000 Elite Chinese Footsoldiers to Chicago and the FBI Agency will give them thier uniforms at arrival so to quickly cleanse the heathens from Chinatown. Right away.

      1. Sha Hussain

        Though because I Saved up a little to fund My Hussain's War chest it wasn't too much of a biggie where during September 2020 My Hussain's Abrahamic War chest was empty so an pack of cigarettes was.most regrettable.

      2. Sha Hussain

        As well I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain lost 2 devices Today on the battlefields both vapes of mine.

      3. Sha Hussain

        For I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War Commander Hussain have yet to come into the battlefields with my eyes crying blood

      4. Sha Hussain

        Meaning We Hebrewic-Jews Holy Romans Protestants War Forces have officially opened ww3 against these evil heathens again.

      5. Sha Hussain

        And May it be known that this is though this War is completely different as any war due to no one is wearing military uniforms and wearing civilian clothing though this is the 3rd American Abrahamic War against these heathens ww1, ww2, and now ww3 fought in America land this time.

    58. Pinwheel ART

      Some should tell my mom that. She is here like Every. Single. Day...😂

    59. Sha Hussain

      I Holy R0man Magnus Hussain make an retreat , touch point when I Hussain get back to Sha's Command Post

      1. Sha Hussain

        And the Mormons will have thier own US Federal Agency that is an small US Federal Agency Unit though receiving funds to have the Mormon Majority US Federal Agencies is funded to keep up with the quick advancements.

      2. Sha Hussain

        And Great work By All of Us Democratic American Union Forces on sandc electric company for the yellow came up quick. Apple and Tesla is left. Same way, apprehend thier heathen security director and the facility falls to the Abrahamic Holy Roman Empire, Protestants, Jews and I Divine Hebrewic-Jewish Holy Roman Magnus Protestant Hussite War and Peace Commander Muslim Caliphate Hussain. As Well the United States Federal Agencies. It is an Holy Alliance!

      3. Sha Hussain

        And then as well trump just recently telling his heathen footsoldiers to stop drinking coke. While everyone does as trump attempts to make an fool by making Us Abrahamic believe trump is drinking coke though certainly he is not , it is an catch so the Abrahamic drink up

      4. Sha Hussain

        Put an immediate hold on coke products especially coca cola classic due to when I Holy Roman Magnus Hussain was working at sandc electric company the heathens were having spiked coca cola and then listening in to the heathen broadcast I've remember an joke these heathens made and they these heathens were laughing hilariously and the caller said "like don't drink the coke when everyone is drinking coke" and the heathens begins laughing evil. So I just to cokes though I took i sip and remembered that so I will not drink it as Divine Command is to learn what these heathens were doing to the coke. Enforce right away all Abrahamic stop of drinking coke until cleared by the FBI.

      5. Sha Hussain

        Statim! Before they these heathens attempt to regroup

    60. Jessica Routt

      Evey for president 2024!!

    61. prit twist

      it's coat of many colors for me

    62. BILL MURRAY

      I would substitute Dolly Parton with SALMA HAYEK.

    63. trynamakeit

      Stephen just pulls Shakespeare out of nowhere. Completely unprovoked....

    64. Alice Klein

      Heaven bless Evie

    65. Thinking Cloud

      Happy Mother's Day ^__^ Everyday :3

    66. Eli Sterling

      I love these sections with Evie in them. The two of them are so incredibly sweet together. Just watching Stephen and Evie interact is so wholesome.

    67. Daniel P

      omg this is just awesome... We need more of Evie

    68. dougiemm - Natsar

      GENOCIDE in the U.S. Continues: The mass murder of Americans through the experimental COVID injections continues, as the CDC is now reporting that 3,848 people have died and 118,902 adverse reactions have now been logged into their Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS). Many believe there is solid evidence that the CDC is holding back much of the data, and that the number of deaths and injuries reported is much higher

    69. confusedgamer4life

      l0l alcohol every time! Sorry steve think she gave you a hint.

    70. DAVID MANSFIELD

      What's the book on the top of the pile in the corner behind SC chair ! A screen grab is too blurry .... 😶 Help!! Please, it's driving me nuts ....

    71. Pat's Amazing Blends

      And John Oliver in his void.

    72. Pat's Amazing Blends

      Evie and Stephen.... ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️ Talk about relationship goals.

    73. D Bone

      1:13 So... When he is overtired, Steven becomes Canadian?

    74. Liz Shane

      Is John Lennon going to be saying Hello on December 8 th?

    75. Liz Shane

      Look at his eyes: not blue

    76. Liz Shane

      Not Ringo

    77. Liz Shane

      I think you got linked. No way that was Ringo

    78. Hugh O'Reilly

      Their cute

    79. Awtachew Raya

      One of the most blessed couples out there. Am so happy that my favorite comic has such a spouse.

    80. Marie Martin

      Evie and Stephen are a great couple!

    81. LincolnWorld

      Please have Evie on at least once a week. The 2 of them together and the obvious love they have for each other warms my heart like nothing else on TV or the internet.

    82. E W

      I just love Evie!

    83. Anna Brenner

      I'm disconcerted by the "Antony & Cleo" reference. Stephen, you of all people know how context matters!

    84. J F

      Your wife is beautiful,your a very handsome couple🇨🇦😁

    85. Cindy Peterson

      She is America's Sweetheart!

    86. Callum Gillman

      Mrs Colbert.. so lovely....

    87. Teelo

      5:50 its funny to those of us not in America, laughing at you.

    88. Alexis C

      It's true easy it's always a better show with you there

    89. Sarah Smith

      What Enneagram is Stephen? It was created by Jesuits so he should be into it

    90. ChristineCAlb1

      The look on Stephen’s face when Evie tells him we’re going home together-priceless!!!

    91. Ri Kharpuri

      Goddamm Stephen is so blessed, look at her, she's just so freaking gorgeous

    92. Scion of Dorn

      You two are sickeningly adorable together. It's just so wholesome it's gotta be illegal somehow. You both just glow in each other's presence like giggling fireflies. Every instinct I have says to burn you for witches out of jealousy and suspicion, but you're just so damn fun together, I can't order the Inquisition.

    93. G Hintz

      The ideal marriage.

    94. Jerome FitzRoy

      I guess it's true that I'm more important to make your wife laugh than anything else

    95. Jerome FitzRoy

      Yes she's America's sweetheart, can we replace him with her?

    96. tiny99990

      I just love these two so much, and I do think it's safe to call her America's sweetheart too.

    97. Jeff Kot

      Love it when your wife giggles ! She is your Ed Mc Mahon .

    98. Larry Brown

      I get it when you are tired your closet Canadian comes out.

    99. hopitopia

      I love Evie being there

    100. kietsuhime

      OMG! it's so nice to see a couple so much in love! I need Evie to be on the show all the time! I just love your chemistry so much! I can tell you two love each other and are perfect for each other! I want to see more of the happy couple!