It's Been 100 Days And Joe Biden Still Doesn't Have A Cat

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    1. Vaughn cruz

      Everyone knows your a fraud president sleepy joe

    2. Cosmo Genesis

      He's had three cats so far, but Major ate them thinking they were leftover T******* appointees.

    3. SunnyAquamarine2

      Friggin awesome lol

    4. Vijay Patil

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    5. Celtic Lass

      This is BRILLIANT! (too bad some people will take offence lol)

    6. [Hashknight Gaming]

      Get a fat orange one named Donald you know toss 45 a bone. 🤣

    7. Yellow

      Ok... let's hear it for the dog lovers, who's with me. "who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!! 🐶 Ok..."who let The dogs out??!?! woof woof woof woof woof!!

    8. Bunny, Easter

      I'm pretty sure this is narrated by Epic Voice Guy lol

    9. jackie hinkey

      if he only had a brain it just sad

    10. Runner Phile

      😂😂😂

    11. Reuben Yancey

      I got sick of Biden immediately.

    12. Sini Cide

      If he doesn't get a cat then I'm not voting for him! So many lies. It's just not acceptable for the POTUS to lie. 😂 Sadly..it's a joke but it also isn't

    13. macarrony jim

      I aint a Republican but the msm is straight up trash

    14. K R

      Joe, the Lord detests murderers and deceivers. Repent now.

    15. SAM WALKER

      What about the first BIRD? "I tot I taw a Puddy Tat! I DID, I DID, i TAW A PUDDY TAT!" - Tweety Bird (for President). Furthermore ...

    16. Christian G

      You forgot to mention the parts like the enormous boarder crisis going on, or how he is is forcing Americans to pay taxes that fund abortion up to 9 months of pregnancy, or how he allows men to walk into a woman’s bathroom just because they “identify” as woman, or how only 12% of that 1.9 trillion dollar stimulus actually went to the American people and got absolutely no GOP support and only passed by one vote bc the majority of the senate is democrats. Or how about the fact that Joe Biden doesn’t even know where he’s at and has to read a teleprompter every time he addresses the nation, I could go on and on Joe Biden is a terrible president and everybody knows it, people who say otherwise are just pretending that he is

    17. Maxim Popov

      Peace Love and Democracy 💙💙💙

    18. Maxim Popov

      Pure Genius 💙 Joe Rocks 💙

    19. D.W. Read

      The clip cut out too soon. What was the headline that followed?

    20. Alfred E

      Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. Can you say devastation?

    21. Ryan

      This is the biggest scandal to hit Washington in decades, but you won’t hear the deep state communist socialist antifa democrats say anything about it

    22. Crab Chips & Strawberry Soda

      Joe Biden says anyone making less than 400k won’t pay a penny in taxes ❌ This guy makes trump look like a genius

    23. O S

      Stephen, you’re Biden’s 🕳.

    24. motherofgrr

      Nobodys gonna comment about the fact that they let the word "Pussy" slide knowing it doesn't mean CAT AT ALL😂😂😂

    25. V S

      Braindead Biden... The cat probably starve..

    26. GiarkReleos

      was this stolen verbatim from the new fox comedy hour ????

      1. GiarkReleos

        the tone and inflection was

      2. GiarkReleos

        it wasn't really puntastic or phunny

    27. Fat Whataburger Guy

      And there's some VBNMW leftists and suburban liberals in the comments. Beware sane people

    28. Anthony Campagnolo

      I thought I was watching Fox for a second. This sounded like the newest scandal

    29. kassarc16

      Didn't Lefties attack Trump for not having a First Pet in this exact way? Yes, y'all did. Literally your own parody.

    30. Vern Shook

      But, the burning question.....Has the Obama portrait gone up yet?????

    31. Panda Bear

      Here you go this is who is playing joe cause this isn't joe it's jim carey usfilm.info/fire/pLp-aqFqpNekr8g/video.html

    32. Eriq Kunz

      LOLLLLLLL!!! Well done!!

    33. SMB

      I wouldn't let the senile potato anywhere near a pet, a child, a job, woman, children, the economy, our taxes, the list goes on

    34. Bill Randolph

      "Colbert" is the new phrase when it means ratings crash.

    35. XpertGam0r

      GIMME DA DAM CAT!!!!

    36. Que serra

      Between the lack of a cat , stealing hamburgers and guns, outlawing Seuss and personally being responsible for the castration of mister potato head , its ot like saving us from corona with common sense and no superspreader events matters. Can y all believe the GOP current line of attack?? Wow.

    37. Que serra

      This is ridiculous get on the stick Joe. Where's the kitty? He d keep major in line. You need a cat to rule your dogs.

    38. Lilchada

      me says ow

    39. Senza Senso

      "We the people...ARE THE GOVERNMENT" - Joe Biden 2021 "We're fooked" - every rational American

    40. Paul

      *BIDEN IS A DICTATOR BY HIS OWN WORDS!* During the campaign, Biden called Trump a dictator over issuing executive orders. But Biden has signed more than *60* in his first 100 days - compared with Trump's 24!

      1. R. Waldman

        You need cat therapy

    41. bat in the attic

      Introducing a cat to Major and Champ, without disaster, would be a feat of historic greatness. If President Biden can safely integrate a pet cat into that family - is there anything he can't do? It's like getting lions to lie down with lambs (and not in a preprandial way)! Yet, Alsatians are rather intelligent dogs - perhaps Biden can persuade them to set aside their predatory instincts. Mind, if it works, that would be one heroic cat. Sox - I remember you.

    42. Master Ken

      Biden's dog bit my friend back in March. He got paid to shut up.

    43. JJ Wubs

      Next time Biden is on the show, pull a suprise 'Rescue Cat Rescue'. That will take care of things. "This is Socks VII. Socks comes from an ancient White House Cat lineage. In his black and white tuxedo, he is dressed for the occasion. Generally easy goin', he is able to find a comfy corner anywhere, even in the Oval Office. However, Socks is adament it then will be renamed 'the Loaf-al Office'. His favourite flavour of cat food is tuna, the least favourite is, you guessed it... malarkey"

    44. Tess Winker

      Schrodinger's cat? White house edition?

    45. Muhd Hanif

      But i want to ask seriously, Where Is The Cat You Promised Joe??

    46. K Quilor

      I really do want a presidential cat tho

    47. MzMaverick !

      They've already attacked his dog's appearance calling him a junk yard looking dog.. no level of attack is beyond them or surprises me!

    48. EcoAnarchist

      Final Part *QUOTES* "The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves." ~Vladmir Lenin "Rights aren't rights if they can be taken away, they're temporary privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country." ~George Carlin "Those who control the past control the future." ~George Orwell 1984

    49. EcoAnarchist

      Part III *SOLUTION* *Anarchists* = anarchia (freedom) *Free* Food Water Shelter Education Holistic Medical Care *No* Currency Authority Prisons Banks Corporatism/Capitalism Government Taxes

    50. mark bushnell

      I hope this story has LESS than nine lives so we can get back to burgers. Where's the beef, Joe! Where's the beef!

    51. Julia Hartshorn

      Q: can someone please tell me why, in USA, the term, 'Government of the People', refers not to the government, or the party with the most votes, but to the minority party, is (currently) the Republicans?

    52. eric loyola

      Trump grabbed it by the cat.

    53. Jeni Toten

      Cat picks you, you don't pick the cat. Obviously these GOP people don't know cats.

    54. stone1andonly

      Ted Cruz's face is a form of animal cruelty all its own!

    55. Robin Hahn

      All of cat-loving USfilm is invested in this very scandalous story!

    56. E. S.

      This is stupid. For stupid people. Colbert your discourse sucks and you aren’t funny. Love is peace.

    57. Scott Deaton

      Sounds kinda racist and bigoted to me.

    58. Dream of Bacon

      The cat is most likely a chinese and russian double agent in any case.

    59. Frank Rizzo

      Grab em by the p***y! 🎃 LOL

    60. apostolis x

      Cat got your tongue lol

    61. Yuan Tham

      With a deadly crisis so badly handled by trump , Biden has to pick up the pieces left by trump , that is to protect more American lives and the economy , why bother with an insignificant cat 🐈

    62. adam johns

      This cat will totally grift joey b out of millions, joey b cant be going up against cats

    63. james eaton

      Joe has doesn't anything Worthy of news except CNN talking about a cat. Good job CNN

    64. Joe Biden Official

      But i have got Tara and i have helped my friends to make 195 billion in the first 100 days.

    65. N R

      _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

    66. N R

      _“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP

    67. Cynthia Brent

      Don't worry... There WILL be a kitty 🐱 at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue-- to deal with those #Republikkklans who are so desperate to nail POTUS Joe Biden for "something."😼😼😼

    68. ever97ish

      🤣🤣🤣

    69. imkerbal

      They kill his dog yet?

    70. mary jones

      lol, ty lssc fam.

    71. Thomas Raywood

      Hope they name it Stripes.

    72. S R

      It was just to get the "cat person" vote!!! Low, Joe, ...low!

    73. Confuddle Leg

      I love that this was done the same day that announcements are made on his cat coming to the White House.

    74. Paulyne Wilburn

      🗣🔊🔊 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN , DID HAVE A CAT . 🍊 🤣🤣 HE'S JUST NOT ALLOW IN THE WHITE HOUSE 🏛 NO MORE . 👤 , HE JUST LEFT IN JANUARY, CAUSE HE WAS SUCH A LOSER AND HE JUST HAD TOO GO 🏌️‍♂️🦊 CAUSE HE DIDN'T FIT IN 👤 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    75. Joseph Q

      💜2021✨Amen pass the Word... #MillenniumLanceAndTheOpenScroll 🌹 Daniel 11-12 Revelation 20-21 keeping the Faith... 💜😎

    76. Tom McAllister

      ‘Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.’

    77. Baba Ayman

      Holy shit that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    78. Lily Jade

      question: when Potus Biden gets on plane, it becomes Air Force One.... when Potus rides on Amtrak, it's call ...???

      1. Valerie J. Norse

        Great possibility for funny answers! (Wish I'd been able to think of one.)

    79. Dshew89 D

      GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

    80. Dshew89 D

      GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150

    81. MGCollins2813311

      Major is getting a therapy cat for all the bad hoodoo left by the last administration.

    82. Carol Miller

      Get a sassy, attitude cat in the white house to chase Major all over the WH lawn and he'll be a whole different dog. A cat might even teach secret service guys a thing or two! meeeoowww 😹 😻

      1. Carol Miller

        @Dfuher D Hope they post some YT vids!

      2. Dfuher D

        According to Dr. Biden, Major has been in training to be with cats including going on trips to cat shelters. Fear not, that kitty will have him trained in NO time 🙀

    83. Brian Kleinschmidt

      Our local shelter has a silly looking cat for adoption. Go see "Cara" at elkcountryanimalshelter.org/

    84. Carla M

      I want a cat in the WH

    85. Brian Kleinschmidt

      Sufferin' succotash, a puss can't get a break.

    86. Miriam Bucholtz

      Cats choose people. Biden just hasn't been found yet.

    87. Cherry Red

      Jesus, give us a warning before you show us a close-up of Ted Snooze's face (:44)😨!!

    88. VideZoniX !

      Nice. Really well done

    89. Trekkie from New Zealand

      Presidential pets: * Bill Clinton: One cat 🐈 and one dog 🐕 * George W. Bush: 3 dogs 🐕🐕🐕 and one cat 🐈 * Barack Obama: Two dogs 🐕🐶 * Donald Trump: Stephen Miller 🐍 * Joe Biden: Two dogs 🐕‍🦺🐕

    90. crovax 13

      At least they admitted that Joe Biden is president at the beginning of the ad!

    91. George B. Wolffsohn

      Some folks are cat people and some are dog people.

      1. George B. Wolffsohn

        😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗❗my bad. This sounded so typical of GOP BS I thought it was real.

    92. Sugar Skulls

      WHERE IS THE CAT?! 🐈‍⬛😂

    93. Alex Sent

      So now i guess América it’s better off from the orange sphincter right? Steven

    94. Laura K

      I think his dogs would go after a cat like a rabbit. Bad idea.

      1. Laura K

        @Valerie J. Norse Still they are in a high stress environment. I wouldn't risk it.

      2. Valerie J. Norse

        Champ is old and mellow. Major might try to give a cat a hard time, but I think he will learn better. Cats don't cower before dogs.

    95. INTERYTP

      The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. - Some person idk who but they didn't assume the correct Submission Position lol

    96. Mountain LWolf

      Almost like when NewsMaxx did a news segment on how ugly Joe Biden's dog was...

    97. - Beeman

      After the incidents with both of their dogs, I hope the cat doesn't bite, and is declawed. Then again, it will probably whip somebody with its tail.

    98. Tana Darko

      I love the woman who has to deal with the press and is quite honest about how stupid their fucking questions can be.

    99. Antoine Trépanier

      Wait... Wait. Who organizes cat boxing matches? Where does that footage come from?

    100. prof. stein

      If republicans actually tried this, it should not even remotely surprise anyone.